Amnesia 7/Amnesia - Issue 07 (1991-11-23)(Eclipse).adf/text/sex

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Ok letz go
Go
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to an article called conference
which is basically an outrageous abstract chat between Gazzer/Eclipse (Irl)
and Green-Beret/Plague.Ok this text took place on 30/10/91 on Crackhouse BBS
and the 2 of us were recovering after a hard days work,the weather is dull and
dreary and it is 1 day before Halloween night,nuff said hope you have enjoyed
the it so far,so lets get the ball rolling and on with the show,ps:it is
i,Green-Beret typing at the moment,so lets get going Gazz my man.>>>>


Wot, me, you want me to say something??   I can't I'm recovering from a Hard
day at work, remember???   Anyway, I'll just correct you on a minor point
there in your opening ceremony , it was a nice one, with white doves and
fanfares and processions etc., well okay, it was not really, but it was quite
good all the same. But I was just trying to increase our Tourist Revenues by
saying that it was actually nice and sunny in Dublin today. It may not have
been Miami, but at least the air wasn't moist at all, although later it may
change, I believe.  anyway, after that little bit of drivel, I think I'll
actually hand you Back to my old mate Barry (Remember me when you win the
Lotto wont you), anyway, over to Barry again...

Ok guyz,just in case you are wondering who Barry is,it is of course
Green-Beret.Blue boxing seems to the craze at the moment so there will shortly
be a lot of newz aon the subject.crap what am i saying.i will keep my bit
short but sweet so 2 let you guyz read easy.I have to get some inspiration so
i think it is time for a few cans,alright!!!.

20 mins L8R,aahhh! that was refreshing and now i am full of life.Readers,you
probably remember,a few issues back,there was an interview with Gazzer-i
regret to point out that i was under pressure and made the whole thing up,well
almost all of it anyway,so i will pose a few questions 2 Gazzer and hopefully
fill in those blank spaces.>>>>>>>>  <<<<<<<<<<<<<< lets see.

OK there has been a lot of talk about modems,here in Ireland over the last few
months,most people over here,even though few and far between are trying 2 make
a scene in this country and are succeeding bit by bit,so Gazzer,any opinions
of what the future scene will be like in this country?

Not really.

shit,you have really put me in an awkward spot there.Well ok the,as many of
you out there are aware,there are 2 nice sexretaries in Gazzers work,so
Gazzer,any comments on those 2?

Okay, it's definitely true, there are two nice secretaries where I work, well
one of them is I suppose, the other one is alright.  But, the thing is that
Barry has never actually seen them. I suppose they do actually have sexy
voices (like a lot of secretaries maybe..), but they are nice and friendly and
you can talk to them without getting your head bitten off (which is very
painful...), but, what can I say, I like 'em,   but they are definitely not
exactly the nicest looking women where I work.  There are lots of other nice
ones, particularly of the Italian variety, which leave very little to the
Imagination, and make it even harder to concentrate on working.  But, It's
nice working (??!!)  in a pleasant Atmosphere with lots of nice scenery. The
good thing too is that the vast majority of people were I work are probably
under 25-26 or so, with the minority being over 30.  But, you probably don't
want to hear about that.  Well, What can I say, I think i've padded out this
answer anough.  By the way Barry, sorry for giving out your true identity, I
did not realise that you were trying to go undercover.  Well back to you again
I suppose.  And Remember, as Kefrens called there latest Demo,  "Inspiration
is gone"

ok folks its moi,Greeny back on the keyz at the moment,so what will i see.By
this stage,you,our loyal readership are wondering what to make out of this
conference and when anything about the amiga will start,if ever,so here is a
bit about our travels to the Digital pardey,nothing left out,the 100% version
so here we go.  Available in hardback at your nearest book-seller  -   Gazz.
ok thanks for that punn and moral support gazzman.

R   e   P   o   R   T

It was the 5/10/91 and myself and Gazzer boarded the Sealink car ferry in
Dublin,shortly after departure,myself and Gazzer decided to frequent the duty
free and stock,little did we know that it was going 2 be a tough
crossing.Anyway,about 1 hour sailing,myself and Gazzer replaced our fluids
with some blue label vodka and fell asleep.With strong winds we arrived in
Holyhead in Wales and woke up with hangovers,lucky for us,the rest of the
passengers were getting sick everywhere.Then we had to wait 2 hours in a cold
railway station which woke us up a bit.Now the tricky part begun,we had 2
change trains 3 times in the space of 5 hours,our mission should we decide 2
xcept it was to stay awake and as usual,the agency knew nothing of this
mission if anything happened to us.Our mission was mission DIGITAL.We arrived
in Rotherham,hope thats how u spell it, at 9am on the saturday morning and
were wondering where the hell the place was,anyway 3 other blokes including
watchman/LSD and two members of Amnesia(those bastards they ripped off the
name of our award winning magazine-only kidding of course).we got a taxi to
the hall and it all began then.Due to a postal strike by the Irish post
office,An Post as we call it here,my tickets never arrived,so then the
annoying thought came to us.How the fuck will we gain admittance,we were
confident all the time of course.Then Cosy arrived and remembered my
letter,phew that was a close one and then it all begun."-3 hours L8R,the hall
full up and all the groups arrived,some groups that we never heard of b4,but
the atmosphere was xstatic.Probably finding this boring so far but some good
newz for our readership,u will only have to endure 10 lines more of my boring
text,i think.O(k,then i met my fellow PLAGUE members,identified by their cool
stickers (c)1991 HAWK/PLAGUE,mega wowzerz,I finally met
Alchemist,Delbert,Hawk,Matrix,Meg Youth and Gurs.Nice 2 meet you guyz.anyway
time went by and the weather changed,the comps started and finished and LSD
came first place,Plague 2nd place in the demo comp.Alchemist also did well in
the Kick Off compo even though he said that he was crap at.He was well pissed
as usual 14 pints-eh Dave,and had the inevitable hangover at the end of teh
day.Shit i forgot to mention Gazzer,sorry for leaving u out m8.Gazzer was
chatting to some coders and Matrix(which reminds me i will send that porno 2 u
tomorrow 31/10/91-soz for the dealy m8)and learnt a bit of info.Time flew and
it was time 2 leave,pity we had 2 leave at 17:00 and missed the tug of war
etc,but we met some xcellent guyz and of course realised that the products in
Ireland are really lame compared to the Uk ones,but then again there is no
scene in Ireland,so get in there guyz.We had to endure even more train
changeovers on the way back,then we arrived in Dublin,went to town and
straight to bed for about 10 hours.Thats it folks,i am knackered,back 2 u
gazzer.

Yes, I'm tired just reading what you typed there..  But what can I say, well I
was impressed with the Party, it was well organized, and I thought it was good
that most groups had stuff to release at the Party, and I could see from
walking around the hall that the Groups were perfecting their products before
they actually released them.  For instance the Guyz in LSD, particulary
Maximan and Orcrist seemed to be almost perfectionists.  And I enjoyed
actually standing there and watching them Debugging their Demos, which were
really amazing. I was a bit disappointed at that stage about my lack of ability
(so far) and devotion of coding (sounds like the grammar is out, so please
excuse me), It's just that I saw when I went to England just how good
everyone is at what they do.  It's just that in Ireland, there isn't actually
anybody to try to compete with or to share Ideas with etc., I'm not making
excuses but I think that I just need more incentive to spend longer trying to
code something worthwhile,  but no doubt I'll get there in the end.
Incidently I've recently re-established contact with one of my old Coder
Contacts ---> Paranym,   watch out for his latest production called
VECTORAMA, which should be out shortly, with GFX by another Great Artist and
Friend of mine, MENACE, he used to be in Crime UK, but I'm not sure which
group he is in at the moment. Anyway, as I said PARANYM is a pretty cool coder
and he is also willing to explain certain aspects of coding that I might want
to learn/Brush up on, but hopefully one day, we can trade tips/Ideas on the
same level.  Errmmm.  What else can I ramble on about.




back to me now, (hey whats the idea there Barry, I was composing my thoughts
 sorry if I was getting a bit too boring,  anyway, back to you    gazz.)
->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<ignore last 2 lines

Barry, what's happening, why are you ignoring me, I've already said that I'm
sorry about revealing your real identity.....   Gazz.


Ok readership,its time 2 be tough and show what an Irish Plague member is made
of-hmm what is an Irish Plague member made of?-that is the question,thats a
loada crap so lets get back 2 something decent-that inevitable question-

S                                   E                                          X

much kept to the back rooms in Ireland,shit,a bad set of words those ones.Well
kept secret now anyway,its about time that this country woke and came into the
20th century,well 1990s anyway.Incidentally Blues are illegal in this country
so are porno mags so be warned!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>>>>>>>>>>

down to business that question,how do you ask a bird out,stare at her and tell
her you like her or waht,read the next exciting episode of Conference to
find.Crackhouse is going 720 MB from 20/11/91 and 24 hr as well so its about
time that there is a proper BBS in Ireland and now all i need to do is spread
the word and let people know about it so give us a call now.just a quick
joke,speaking of asking birds out<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thor,some ancient God in Greece hasnt had sex with a women for god knows how
long.Anyway one day,from his masters,he was given permission to return to
planet earth for six week and do what he wants in that period of time.Now to
the bit you have been all waiting for-get on with it.
5 weeks passed and Thor could not find the right women.Then only 2 days were
left,so he said that he would pick up any women,so he did and,she was an ugly
one.He brought her back to the downtown appartment and they did all the usual
tricks and had one hell of a night(all in the sex sense of course).the
following morning,all was strange.Thor just remmebered that one of his
conditions of being allowed to return to planet earth was that he would not
reveal his true identity.Anyway this slipped Thors mind.Anyway,he introduced
himself to the women.Hi i am Thor.She replied,you are Thor,then i am very Thor
she said.(shit i forgot to mention that the women had a lisp-shit thats
spoiled the joke)anyway back to GAzzer

Nice joke there barry, pity you fucked up a bit at the end.  On second
thoughts that joke was not the best, but I can't do better at the moment so it
will have to do for the reader out there.

shit this conference will have to come to an end as its getting 2 late.
so its a bye bye from me Green-Beret and a >>  what do you mean it's getting
too late, sure don't we put our readers first and sacrifice sleep, food, drink
(well...) etc. for our readership???

ok i have lost all my inspiration readers so i apologize for that.maybe
conference#2 will be cool.it was just an idea anyway and i hope you liked
it,well found it original anyway.so B>>>>>Y<<<<<<<E>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!

And goodbye from me too.  but not for long, ha, ha, ha, ha (suitable sound
effects in background with menacing overtones or undertones, whatever.)
Gazzer.